Colouring in for grown ups- Part two

October 28, 2009

Custom Painted Puma First RoundNot having buckets full of spare cash sloshing around for custom built trainers, I have had to do the next best thing to get something a bit unusual in the shoe department and that is paint my own.

Now before I start, I need to do some serious covering of my bottom.

DON’T DO THIS!  Not only can this go horribly wrong but some of the chemicals used are highly toxic.

Still reading? Right, so long as you understand that I take no responsibility for anything that goes wrong if you try this at home like I have told you not to do.

Stage 1, stripping the shoes.

Firstly, choosing paint. The best thing to use, if you can get it is by Angelus Brand. If you are in the states, there are loads of places that do this. But in the U.K there are two, the cheaper of these is called Painted Soles. You can also use liquitex mixed with acetone but this is both a bit dicey and more expensive.

Preparation is key as trainers are coated with a thick layer of wax or polyurethane varnish before leaving the factory that prevents paint from sticking.This can be removed with either pure acetone or really cheap nail varnish remover  (but don’t get the stuff marked “acetone free”). Work in a well ventilated room or preferably outside, AND DON’T SMOKE! or sit by a gas fire for that matter ’cause you will explode. Use cotton wool pads or balls and discard when they get dirty, you will get through about 200 to do a pair of shoes. Make sure you get into all the crevices such as seam line and were the leather meets the sole. Oh, and if you are doing shoes with a heel encap (the bubbles of air or liquid) mask this off as these could corrode.

first and second layers of paint.Paint should be carefully applied in thin layers, it will look very smeary at first, but thin layers are more bendy and less likely to crack or leave nasty brush marks. Leave to dry for at least half an hour between coats.In the example shown, I have used a multi coloured base layer with a lizard skin pattern built up over it, but as in the top photo keep applying thin layers to get an even, durable coating.

When you are satisfied with your paint job, you can add a coat of acrylic varnish or preferably Angelus Finisher. Paint or dab this on with a clean cloth or sponge in one even layer. It is important not to over brush this once applied as this will make the coating go cloudy.

When dry just add laces!

Finished Trainers

 


Colouring in for grown ups

October 14, 2009

Nike air Mogan designed by meFor the past few days I’ve been stuck at home with the dreaded Swine Flu. It turns out that the dreaded lurgy has just made me a bit spinny headed, so, lucky me! er, yay?

Anyway, even being flaked out on the sofa watching Buffy for the umpteenth time loses it’s shine after a while. So I’ve reverted to one of my more expensive daft pastimes, Trainer painting. Unfortunately, not being made of moolah I haven’t got spare blank ones to hand, so I have ordered a shiny white pair of Puma’s to daub over and have been making mock ups with the aid of photo shop. For you lot out there with money though, there is a much easier and less messy way of doing this via the miracle of the internet. Both Nike and Puma have online design your own trainer service. You can have endless hours of fun turning out countless designs in any colour-way you fancy. Converse have a version to, but unfortunately it doesn’t seem to ship outside the states, plus their standards international shipping charges would probably make it cheaper to fly of and pick them up yourself anyway.

Word of warning, they aren’t cheap but even if you don’t decide to buy it is an amusing way to while away a couple of woozy hours while smitten with flu.

Puma Mongolian BBQ

Custom Pumas from the Mongolian BBQ

NIKEiD.com

Puma Mongolian BBQ (make your own shoes)


Blockaboots – The best shoes (n)ever made.

October 12, 2009

blockabootsBeing a typical crap bloke who won’t go to the doctors unless I lose a limb in a random chainsaw accident I have been trying to treat my knackered ankle by wearing basketball boots. Apparently, due to all this 80′s retro business that is oh so popular at the moment, hi tops are very “in”.

So there I was, trawling through ebay for said footwear when a thought struck me. What would be the only retro shoe that could definitely never come back into fashion?  The answer was clear, the Blockaboot!

The what? I hear you ask.

Well…

Back in 1976 there was a schools television program called Good Health, the sort of thing you would end up watching if you were off school for the day. Being the seventies, there was nothing else on during the day. It was either that or the test card. The premise of one particular episode was to promote the wearing of sensible footwear by suggesting that everyone’s feet would go on strike (did I mention this was 70′s Britain?) if they were forced to wear ill fitting shoes.

The example of bad footwear was pretty much a sandal on stilts with another sandal stuck to the base. Unfortunately, the whole lesson of the show was lost on me and for the past thirty odd years I have dearly wished to own a pair. The disappointment I felt when I realised that they were fictional footwear was one of the most profound of my life.

Rocking Horse ShoesI guess the nearest thing ever brought into production was Vivienne Westwood’s Rocking Horse Shoe but they were actually well designed, if somewhat scary (See left). What I want is something that is utter rubbish, ridiculous and will give me endless hours of fun tottering about the house in. In short, the perfect style item.

So if you are in the shoemaking industry, please make me some blockaboots. Or preferably, make enough for the whole world as wars could never be fought if everyone was shuffling about at one mile a day on a rickety platform shoe tied on by a piece of ribbon.

You can see the original t.v show here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tKBPl3VZXg


Secret Base. Mmmmmm………..

October 12, 2009

skullbrain1Being of the skint starving artist type (Well I would be if it wasn’t for Lidl) I spend an awful lot of time coveting stuff I can’t afford. Somewhere on the top of this list of unattainable wonders is nearly everything I see on the Secret Base website. I often wonder whether I would be so keen on it if it wasn’t so damnably hard to get hold of. Even looking at the website is a trial. For a start you will probably have to install Kanji fonts on your pooter, then you have to reload it half a dozen times to actually get the page buttons to work. Once you have all this sorted you can ogle the weird and wonderful plastic toys and weirdly out of context fashion accessories. Zombie Dennis the Menace in Japan? And British Dennis the Menace at that!

denniskeyring1

You might even think about trying to buy something…  If you want to take that thought a stage forward, may your god help you. Firstly, you will realise that you haven’t a hope in hell of fitting into the clothes as they are so very tiny. Secondly, once you convert the price/telephone number from yen you will wish you hadn’t bothered as you will then need to crawl under a rock and wait for that long lost rich relative to pop their clogs. If you are still not put off, you can e-mail them to enquire about getting your potential purchase sent to you only to be told the next day that it is sold out. (Can you tell I’ve had personal experience of this?) Anyway, it’s lovely , lovely stuff and if you own any, please don’t tell me about it because I will cry.

http://www.secret-b.com/


Maharishi Returns

October 12, 2009

Maharishi parka a/w 2009Maharishi are back! Yeah! Although being out of the loop it has been hard to gather exactly what went on. There was the insolvency, then the rumoured J.D sports buy out. Eeek! Then some other fund-raising thing was in the offing. Zzzzzzzz. Oh sorry, I just nodded off there talking business stuff. Yawn!

At the time the axe fell, I was mortified. Not only did Mr Blechman turn out some of the best quality and intellectually stimulating street wear there was, but also some of the most ethically sound without the usual smug factor. I have since been spent most of the summer buying up mainline and mhi stuff of the net so that I had some decent clothes to wear for the next few years.MHI Dog Track tee

Then, low and behold. up popped an email from the new online store. Followed by a drip feed of new stuff.

So what’s it like? Well…

The new main line collection is rather yummy. My personal favourite being a variation on the fishtail parka.

As for the new MHI line…. Not sure. Actually that’s being kind. It’s pretty poor. The only thing I’ll be buying is the play on the Walthamstow dog track neon sign, but that is only because it was an iconic image from North East London, my hometown. It’s a real shame, seeing as the last two collections were very strong. There is a small irony in the fact that the theme of the new MHI range is chance. So fingers crossed, let’s hope things go better for Maharishi in the future.


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